The English language, as massacred by our friends in Japanese marketing.......
(thanks to Andy for the toothbrush with refreshing wind!)
My brother and I have been endlessly amused
by the following instructional gem from the booklet that came with our
radio control aeroplane:
"if should broken, never give up!"
These washing instructions (?) came with a colleague's shirt from China.
He is currently fortifying against the threat of Wolgel.
The following are from www.engrish.com
........I'm sure they are, but let's hope we never find out why.
Sometimes I often feel that way myself. Always.
Prize Japalese sightings:
From the manual to somebody's motorcycle...
"HORN-BUTTON: tootle horn melodiously at the dog who shall sport in roadway. If he continue, tootle him with vigor."
NOBODY KNOWS WHERE
THAT'S A DARK AND LONELY PLACE
"As I wash hair, a feeling improves very much.
Let's watch for it, as a bubble doesn't enter an eye, however."
On a sweatshirt:
Stadium Public Spirits!
Try Zone -- Fight Spirits
Powerful Silent change Mind!
The expert area contrast special project team.
New Generation Sensation Member.
For more stuff, take the Engrish link.